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Do not dunk the black harness-clad Prada basketball. Prada itself describes this piece of luxe sports equipment simply as a “collector's item,” indicating that this stylish sphere is not actual sport equipment. 

Seems like someone in Milan wants you to rethink what it means to be ballin’.

Fastened into a specially-made nylon Prada harness, this sleek black basketball is simply decorated with white-colored grooves and a triangle Prada logo stamped into the middle.   

It’s camp, it’s fashion, and it’s… $975 on Prada's website. But the absurdity doesn’t stop there.

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Prada’s created corresponding earrings, necklaces, and bracelets that shrink its luxurious basketball into jewelry. 

Priced at only $25 less than the full-size basketball, the Prada necklace makes the almost-$1k basketball seem like a good deal. And when you compare it with previous high-fashion basketballs, it’s almost a steal. 

Chanel lobbed out its own luxe basketball in 2019: black, white, and chained, priced around $2,400. Louis Vuitton dropped one with the NBA under Virgil’s direction, more performance-forward, still luxury ($2,000).

And Prada’s no stranger to lavish sports gear, either. Branded tennis balls, soccer balls, even a $2,050 bocce set… you could have a whole Prada-themed sports day if you wanted.

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Just don't actually use these things for sport.

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